How To Have A Cow Truce

 Hello, and welcome to "How To Have A Cow Truce"! 

Alright, lets get started. Here is a picture of an average "Cow Keeper". They are the ones who you should ask about speaking Cow. Just be sure they speak your language of Cow...If not, that could be a problem. (I at first tried asking a french Cow Keeper! Lol, silly me!) 

Cow Keeper

Second of all, you need a lot of cows from all over the world....(the cow from Saudi Arabia was very kind, and he was my favorite. He kinda looked something like this...)

The baby was there too. Like I said, a million cows from all over. 

The only way to have a Cow Truce is if you can settle your differences with all sorts of cows....otherwise you will be okay with American Cows, then go to England, and be all discombobulated with the French Cows! That's not supposed to happen with a Cow Truce.